Be a hero. The end. Minimum order value of $20 for all assorted masks orders and $25 … “Also, it feels gross to make money off masks so if there are any profits they’ll go to the food bank” Jane – I’m not on insta or Facebook (quit 2 + years now) or Twitter or tic tick or any social ! They made it wear a diaper inside and it terrified the neighborhood kids. Well, apparently *certain* people find this mask “too unsettling” to see me in. Kieran’s Humor: Not suitable for children, the sensitive, or those hoping to get into heaven. LOL I need some non-traditional ideas for YA fiction for a book worm besides Judy Blume, (Whom I love). No Pithy Phrase: Is my freak flag upside down again? You are wrong about the mask….it is not terrifying–it’s hilarious….and people won’t stay away, they’ll get closer to get a better look at it! How much longer till they ship out? We have a reading initiative at our high school. There are few things in life harder than what you’ve experienced. I may need options. I think we’ve all been there, right? Click here and you’ll get $10 off. Buy custom and ready to wear women's dresses online at eShakti.com, the #1 store in the US for women's clothing. Both brilliant. I failed to keep her here. The mask is hilarious. Please do get back into writing. Also, the products in your store that you’ve highlighted will be great to help reinforce social distancing! Makes sure you read the HOT testimonials. Awkward weirdos who love you with all our hearts. And toast. And you can get the eBook of Naked (in Italy): A Memoir About the Pitfalls of La Dolce Vita for just $2.99 for a limited time. Perhaps drinking margaritas in her garage as is our social distancing plan! David Thorne: So fucking awesome it hurts. Sip from one of our many Bloggess coffee mugs, travel mugs and tea cups offered on Zazzle. The Bloggess. Like Mother Teresa, only better. That’s an incredible achievement, and you can be very proud of it! I should really know better by now than to ever drink anything while reading your posts. There is even a video of them feeding it. Flourish in Progress: (T)hug Life: Part hood. Which is a bummer but it does mean I finally know what to put on the lock screen for my laptop. Write it all down. Polly Morse Is My Human: Life as seen by Suki the Cat. The mask is great, but how are more people not talking about THAT COIN?! I just ordered a mask and FORGOT to use the discount code! Laugh until you cry. Argh! Not applicable on Sale, Masks, Overstock and Gift cards. Upgrade your style with Bloggess t-shirts from Zazzle! Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. Talking Tatas: For the Love of Your Boobs. (First off, I am sending so much love and I’m so sorry for your terrible loss. She had hilarious stories about it. Talking Tatas: For the Love of Your Boobs. Regarding writing, it depends on what feels safe to you. I believe writing may be the thing that saves me. ha ha ha! Can’t wait to try them out at the grocery store. $21.10. I’d be very surprised if you don’t….. That is hysterical and GOOD for you being able to donate that much $$$. I know possums are our “friends” but I think I would have to burn my house down, especially with him staring down at me. That was my LOL for the day. Speaking of terrifying, last month we did an optional bonus book for Fantastic Strangeling Book Club (The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires) and several of you were like, “If you liked that you’ll love HORRORSTÖR, by the same author” so I bought it and I’m only halfway through but you were totally right so I’m doing it as this month’s bonus book if you want to join me. Maybe I can help someone else. It is a world where Mike Trout’s mother tweets a photo of Mike Trout wearing a mask while playing because she wants to encourage people to wear masks because a lot of people seem to not understand the concept of how masks work to mitigate the spread of disease. This post made me laugh so many times! I had bought an Anime one off Amazon for my (24yo) daughter to wear while doing Favor. FANTASTIC!! Two things. Your miscellanies of today’s post made me smile, the Rory mask, the Neil Gaiman Ted talk, the Horrorstor book, the coin. I have vision issues and only read digital books these days. Yikes! The cat will need therapy. r/blogsnark: Swipe up to snark on your favorite bloggers, influencers, and everything else on the internet. (((Hugz))) Read the completely hilarious article about the gal who found a bobcat stuck in her fence and didn’t know it was a bobcat. The second mask goes to my friend who works in the drugstore and who must deal with the public and all that can entail in stupidity sometimes…I will try and send pictures of us both at some point. I’m in North Carolina and people suddenly seem to think nothing ever happened and I went to the grocery store yesterday and people may as well have been licking the packets of Twinkies on the end caps of the aisles. Great minds think alike! Put everything you’ve got into it, and please don’t give up! In short, this has just gotten STUPID and I need this mask because everything I just wrote would be bypassed and we’d get straight to “what the f…….” and I would be my own sub-group and people would bond again in the face of my oppressive insanity. If not, well, I hope you see it anyway! It's like I'm stalking you, but more efficient. Enjoy. (And in a few days we’ll start the discussion for this month’s book and announce next month’s official book. Plus it’s a really good distraction. The Bloggess. Toast is good. Like Mother Teresa, only better. Amateur Intellectuals: A podcast where two friends bring a thirst for knowledge (and alcohol, obviously) as they untangle cerebral topics. Jenny, that Rory mask is amazing! Her three little daughters lovingly fed it vegetables and grass by hand in a little box, trying to help it. Thanks for providing links to Little Red Riding Rory (so stylish!) ... Help protect yourself and your community with a custom face mask. Forget “knock knock motherfucker”- Rory is all “back 6 feet motherfucker”! The new book cover looks great! Posts about masks written by azahar. Sandrandan Jewelry: Eccentrically Gorgeous Jewelry. $12.95. LOL. Love the mask Jenny! A few weeks into the shut down, Instagram changed their policy so people who don’t have accounts can’t click on photos to read captiona or watch videos. I want to set up a writing space so I’m more inclined to daily writing. For future reference: native marsupial’s tails are not longer than their bodies. I love y’all so much it hurts a little. If you want in you can get the book anywhere but if you want to help support Nowhere and other indie bookshops you can buy it through our portal here. Rumor is that I’ll have to wear a mask when school resumes in the fall…thank you for the MOST PERFECTIST mask ever! Once I am able to fly and this whole COVID thing is under control, I will fly out from CA to see him. I hope it’s ok that I’ve answered here. Can’t believe the bobcat story, though. Me:I am ordering one of these masks. What a great new cover!!!! He is a research engineer (and did I mention he is 23?!!). Distancing will be enforced at concession lines and retail locations. Often irreverent, always honest. And looks like I am off to buy another book! As interesting as some of your recommended books sound, I hesitate to read them because I tend to have screaming nightmares. I really thought the mask would be funny when I saw it on twitter… but is terrifying! (He’s not engaged in sexual behavior is he? If any could achieve! Because you are ❤️❤️❤️, I am enjoying your Dorothy Barker bookmark . My vaccines are fully effective so my first outside trips were to sign books in San Antonio bookstores to surprise people but then I got a surprise of my own at the @barnesandnoble on 281 and 1604. The raccoon veil is remarkable! If you want to add any others, especially any of your pets, I may need to make multiple purchases. Well, as of tomorrow it will be obligatory to wear a mask in all public indoor spaces, as well as outdoor spaces where it isn’t possible to keep two metres apart. I made these ridiculous Furiously Happy raccoon masks as a joke and I said if anyone bought any I’d donate the profits but so many of you have ordered them that as of this morning I’ve been able to give $1,000 to the San Antonio Food Bank (who have really been struggling and can use the help) and all of that is down to you guys. 2021 Bloggess Calendar. Progress. Often irreverent, always honest. (I know that sounds crazy, but I”m a bit tight right now, so yeah. Remember yesterday’s mini-rant about seeing so many people in the streets still not wearing masks? Well-known spa and nail bar Sorbet has just opened the first drybar in… The more you know! They took it to the Veterinarian to get it the medical assistance it needed… and the vet put it down immediately. It’s called Naked (in Italy): A Memoir About the Pitfals of La Dolce Vita. You’d think I’d learn my lesson, but one out of hundreds ain’t too bad. I ordered two Rory masks, can’t wait for them to arrive. Just saw the Rory mask and showed it to my boyfriend and his immediate response was, “GET TWO. I want to honor her by starting to live (get out of a terrible marriage and start being true to myself even though I often feel it’s too late at 49). Zazzle currently offers over 5K versions and maybe Rory is already listed, since they already produce the face covering, but I felt it wouldn’t hurt to request it here. You never know how much dental work you need until someone makes a mask out of your face … which could be a good title for another horror novel, I suppose …. Thank goodness it didn’t actually bite or scratch anyone. The Bloggess. I feel devastated for you to hear what you’re going through. I am currently making masks and I have a ton at home but I just wanted this and it will be mine to keep people AWAY from me! I sent you a package with several pounds of buttons in it around a year ago. It all made me feel warm and fuzzy. Hyperbole and a Half Solutions and Other Problems. Any suggestions you may have regarding creating a space in my home (which I share with my husband of 29 years (and am working on a plan to legally separate from) and my daughter’s widower husband (age 30) would be so appreciated. This means that if you have the older version it is officially a collector’s item. Wow! Listen now to Artists Looking at Animals, a podcast of creative people’s thoughts on the natural world in this moment. Boys and girls. Free shipping on orders of $35 or more! She and I were so alike. Sandrandan Jewelry: Eccentrically Gorgeous Jewelry. That mask is genius. Enter your email address and receive notifications of new posts by email. Best to read right now You do so much for the general community through this site, and I think that’s freaking amazing! You are serving the world with your one-of-a-kind talents! SNARK HEART: Subversive jewelry for trying times. Love the mask!!! Sorry your week was so tough. Much love to you, Loading... Cassie says: May 8, 2020 at 5:45 pm. One side is slightly less threatening than the other but they both help for social distancing. Since my daughter’s death I’ve been incapacitated and cannot imagine returning to my clinical nursing manager position or any other nursing position. Want to wear it the next time I go to the bank…, I’m so into that mask. I LOVE your amazing button collection. Here’s the link for merchandise https://trashpandas.milbstore.com/. Like Mother Teresa, only better. And I do miss checking in. Hope you can find it. https://possumscatsthingsgnawingatme.wordpress.com/2020/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you-and-also-with-you-is-what-i-think-jedi-church-sounds-like-2/. I bought 2 LOL – one for me and one for my friend! I read Horrorstor a few years back and enjoyed it. Like, I want to put aside my work for the day and finish the book because I’m more than halfway through and I need to know what happens!!! That’s great, “raccon mask” . Kieran’s Humor: Not suitable for children, the sensitive, or those hoping to get into heaven. And agoraphobia. Psst. Face Masks & Coverings All Bath & Beauty Pet Collars & Leashes ... Pretend you're good at it -- Sterling silver necklace -- Jenny Lawson The Bloggess Advice from Neil Gaiman authors imposter syndrome anxiety IntermezzoDesigns 5 out of 5 stars (242) $ 40.00. My friend Dylan’s wife made a Rory mask out of a t-shirt and it is magical so people asked me to make one in my zazzle shop and so I did and honestly it looks terrifying and I cannot stop laughing. Me: All the proceeds go to charity. If so I’d pay double.). Thought it might give you ideas for the Nowhere Bookstore. It’s a library who weekly has a cat there dressed up to match a book cover, etc. Talk about feeling old. From them:” These days it’s more important than ever to stay in touch with your loved ones. I’ve been having an odd but incredibly satisfying day and taking a quick break from work to buy Horrorstor is like the cherry on the top. Certain locations of Globe Life Field will be designated “distanced seating” sections for other home games to allow for more space between seats, the team said. It is a world where Mike Trout’s mother tweets a photo of Mike Trout wearing a mask while playing because she wants to encourage people to wear masks because a lot of people seem to not understand the concept of how masks work to mitigate the spread of disease. You were a guiding light and kindred spirit to her. Masks will be required for all fans when not eating or drinking, the team said. I realize I may be the only person who isn’t on Instagram at this point, but that still seemed like a really shitty move on their part – especially right now, when a lot of people are using it to promote newly released books and to stay in touch with their audiences and customers. Happy Sunday! While I haven’t experienced the same loss as you, I’ve had other, not dissimilar experiences, so I have nothing but empathy for your struggle. I love it! None of it matters, Jenny. TWO. Excited that I ordered a Rory mask for my wife and I. I can’t wait to surprise her with it! Fingers crossed they get more copies. Holy cats! Start your day off right with a custom mug! I don’t want to be here most days and I still have 2 other kids – boys (men) ages 23 and 24 – the youngest lives in SA as a robotics engineer- I often ask him to go by your shop or try to find you for a book signing and he so lovingly tries for me. You should check it out. Psst. The Bloggess. I love brands that launch new concepts. It's like I'm stalking you, but more efficient. Want to see some of the amazing Broken oracle cards that @katie_gamb designed for Independent Bookstore Day? My friend Dylan’s wife made a Rory mask out of a t-shirt and it is magical so people asked me to make one in my zazzle shop and so I did and honestly it looks terrifying and I cannot stop laughing. Consequently will be adding all of Grady’s other books to my tbr list. Thank you so much! The Bloggess. Congratulations on making the cover of WD, I do not subscribe, but will buy the May-June issue as soon as I find it for sale in a store. Keep hanging in there and to all who are my sisters and brothers in this Jenny universe, for your understanding, for your support, for your embrace of the Strangeling world, I raise my glass and say: Slainte va! Join them as they challenge their minds (and livers, obviously). Sort of like Romeo and Juliet if Juliet spent her days at an overpriced art school painting porn star vaginas and Romeo’s mom was obsessed with ironing underwear. The new cover looks fantastic Jenny. Is this a series of books, or is Horrorstor a stand-alone? Get it while it's hot! Hyperbole and a Half Solutions and Other Problems. That’s life, I guess.) Sip from one of our many Bloggess coffee mugs, travel mugs and tea cups offered on Zazzle. It’s Sunday so that means this is a good place to put all the stuff that doesn’t fit anywhere else, like: Let’s Pretend This Never Happened has a new cover and it’s adorable. Laugh until you cry. Keep going, do whatever you can to make yourself feel better, and stay true to yourself! 15% Off with code APRILSAVINGZ Rory the raccoon mask, as requested adult cloth face mask. Different people, I know, but still …, Now we need to see pics from everyone who bought them – that would rock . Congrats on the Writer’s Digest cover, and thank you for the possum link. They are free to use as avatars, I just uploaded them as coloring pages for my Patrons, and they are for sale in my TeePublic store as shirts and masks. I just heard from Zazzle that mine are on the way! Thank you, needed it. Love the Rory mask! I wanted to create some designs to encourage people to wear masks, these are the first four! Shit I made in my shop (Named “EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE” so that your credit card bill will be more interesting. I think we could all use… - Earn 8 Magazine. I have a BA in English Lit and also am an RN. Squeeeeeeeeeee! Heather Mosko: Sharing the weird and crafty I find along the way as I research and write my next mystery. ... Help protect yourself and your community with a … But in a good way. By 1:30 or so, he would be joined by a cluster of kids. Like Mother Teresa, only better. I’m so happy to hear how it’s worked out. I wanted to read the vampire book, but vampires have been so overdone that I was afraid. (Love the new cover, too!). Candid Kay: A heaping pile of steaming good. It is better than seeing just faceless people. April 2, 2021 in book stores are magic, Broken, broken oracle deck, I am totally overrated, Random Crap. Specializing in helping you say what you really want to say…in the prettiest way possible. The faculty/student recommend and exchange books. I just don’t wanna . My friend created this! Those with masks gave dirty looks to those without; those without rolled their eyes at the mask-wearing snowflakes. Janice Greenwood: Relationship: A Poetry Book exploring what it means to be in a relationship with oneself, with others, and the world. I got one for me…I work in our local hospital and we have a nursing facility as part of our campus and I do at least one shift a week there, the residents will LOVE Rory! and the mystery coin on Instagram. ... Our amazing book sellers still stock the shelves and answer the phones and recommend books and run outside in their masks to leave lovely bags of books on outdoor tables as curbside customers pull up. Peace be with you. Pregnancy Calendar at Alpha Mom: Amalah’s week-by-week guide to the miracle of pregnancy and all the various indignities that come with it. WTF and with just a drawing of the girl how was I to know that? On another note, double congratulations on getting the cover for Writers’ Digest! No Pithy Phrase: Is my freak flag upside down again? Part good. Hi Jenny, July 13, 2020 in Random Crap. That mask!! ought home a stray cat that turned out to be a bobcat. None of me matters. <14 year old. Pandemic 2020 is going to be the most documented event … WordPress is being a bit screwy, so I hope this reply goes to you properly. But I’m also lost and my own pre-existing depression and now grief and COVID have immobilized me to the point I think I might die any day. One of my daughter’s favorite quotes we used on her memorial program. Sending my Virtual love and hugs to all who need it! Where you sit is assigned and clearly marked (and if one should sit outside their approved “safe seats” an usher will politely assist in proper re-seating). (Which, if you ask me, is a pretty small price to pay to keep your nose, cheekbone, and brain intact.) YAY FOR DISTRACTIONS!). ): This week’s wrap-up is brought to you by StoryWorth, who I super love. I really liked Horrorstor because that’s how I feel in IKEA., but I loved My Best friend’s Exorcism! Today I learned that Australian possums and American possums are different animals. ~ Jenny). My vaccines are fully effective so my first outside trips were to sign books in San Antonio bookstores to surprise people but then I got a surprise of my own at the @barnesandnoble on 281 and 1604. https://possumscatsthingsgnawingatme.wordpress.com/2020/05/04/may-the-fourth-be-with-you-and-also-with-you-is-what-i-think-jedi-church-sounds-like-2/, https://psychcentral.com/blog/15-books-for-effectively-coping-during-covid-or-any-chaotic-time/. 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