", "A travel agent told I could spend seven nights in Hawaii… no days, just nights. Everyone seems to have a problem with Jerry's new girlfriend who he sees as "perfect". ", "My wife has to be the worst cook. ", "I get no respect. '", "I come from a stupid family. When Jerry gets a phone call from a woman he met out of town, "Kessler" (known as Kramer in all later episodes) and George weigh in on the situation. '", "I saved a girl from being attacked last night. Jerry and George lose their privileges at the pilot after Jerry and George sneak a look at the executive's daughter's cleavage. The spitting incident is revisited, and a "second spitter" theory, à la Kennedy assassination is discussed. George's girlfriend uses a particular phrase constantly. George orders a baldness remedy from China. Everyone is anxious to know if Elaine will dance at the next Peterman party. In case I fall asleep, they will have someone to talk to. ", "I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. Just like the sun coming up in the morning, a baby’s birth never ceases to excite people and give us hope. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father Morty to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing. The waiter joined me. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the West. Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac Kramer finds out how much money Jerry. I don't understand a word they're saying. Jerry gets a new car from a childhood friend after doing a car show for his dealership. Kramer refuses to "wear an AIDS ribbon.". Elaine meets a man who's name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry and George are mistaken for being homosexual by a college reporter and are outed. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Jerry takes Kramer to his self storage space where they learn Newman has been hoarding mail. ", "I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck. George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Jerry learns that his new artist friend, from whom George has been forced to buy a painting, plagiarized a letter to keep him from breaking up with her. Elaine tries to plan a break up from her therapist with Kramer's help. ", "I have nothing but troubles with my car. ", "I came from a real tough neighborhood. Both families obsess over a loaf of rye bread that wasn't served with the meal, which Frank takes back home. After a childhood pizzeria goes out of business, George tries to save his high score from a. Jerry hires a maid who he then starts sleeping with. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she inquires into where it came from. '", "My wife made me join a bridge club. She said, 'All kids smell that way. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry buys a tennis racket believed to be used by a pro. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Jerry and Elaine set George up on a blind date with Elaine's friend Cynthia. Jerry starts shaving his chest hair for his new girlfriend. George convinces his girlfriend to get her male roommate to move out. Kramer has an itch. I remember creating dance routines with you while Stephen was laid up on the couch in a cast to try to make him laugh. What's wrong with me?' Fleas force Jerry and his parents out his apartment. George comes up with an idea to implicate a mechanic. George does the opposite of everything, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. Elaine learns her new boyfriend has some obsessive behaviors. Jerry is challenged by one of his father's neighbors to a series physical challenges leading the old man to the hospital. Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing. Jerry's friend who once considered him a "phony" becomes a bookie. George has an unwanted house guest. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it. ", "Oh, last week was a rough week. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H.", "I drink too much. ", "At twenty, a man is full of fight and hope. Marlene then breaks up with Jerry after seeing his act. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, leading to their breakup. ", "With my old man I got no respect. Jerry buys cufflinks that once belonged to. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. Jerry takes his car to a fanatical car care mechanic, Tony, who later steals the car. Nobody was home. George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Elaine creates an alter ego named "Susie" who co-workers believe is actually real. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about. ", "I came from a real tough neighborhood. Get today’s top entertainment news, TV shows, episode recaps, and new movie reviews with pictures and videos of top celebs from Us Weekly. The other 2 guys jumped clear. Kramer and Jerry are not pleased with the new low flow shower heads that the buildings maintenance people have put in for them. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer wants to open a make-your-own pizza shop. I asked him, 'How can I get my kite in the air?' Jerry presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. Elaine, having been ordered to fast three days prior to an X-ray, develops a ravenous appetite. ", "My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock. It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. So let's go on with the memory of the legendary comedian while we read Rodney Dangerfield quotes. The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order). Kramer begins having seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. '", "My wife has to be the worst cook. Elaine meets Sue Ellen Mischke, an old high-school friend who is now an heiress to the Oh Henry! Kramer meets a Nun at George's church who becomes infatuated with him. The settings you … Elaine proves to her friend that she is not irresposible. When he is seventy, he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't. Jerry has his apartment cleaned by the boyfriend of Elaine's client and later learns that the housekeeper stole a valuable statue. When Kramer keeps getting wrong numbers, he begins giving out the information for movie show times a la "Moviefone". Jerry accidentally uses the word "fuck" in front of Marydeth's son Matthew, who also begins using the word. George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. ", "Last week, my tie caught on fire; some guy tried to put it out with an axe. George's model girlfriend may be bulimic. George concludes that. ", Elaine gets George a job at a publishing company; to repay her, he buys her an ostensibly expensive. ", Elaine tries to convert a gay man. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. George and Kramer try to get to two airports after a flight is switched. Jerry, George, and Elaine get free massage therapy; after a session with a masseur, George questions his sexuality. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil (the Rollomeck 1000 Mechanical Pencil). George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. Kramer becomes a department store Santa. When George leaves his car at work, Wilhelm and Steinbrenner thinks he's been working extra hard. She said, 'No, but I did get the license number. George tries to score a second date with a saleswoman by leaving a large hat at her house. Newman uses Kramer as his witness after he refuses to pay for a speeding ticket. Jerry keeps receiving checks from a guest appearance on Japanese television. In my house, we pray after we eat. Jerry's Pez dispenser causes Elaine to laugh loudly at a piano recital given by George's girlfriend. Mr. Pitt becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting. Jerry finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. In total, there are 180 episodes, including the pilot. Jerry is robbed after Kramer leaves the door open causing Jerry to find a new apartment which George becomes jealous of. Jerry nearly gets hit by a car but is saved by his female equivalent, Jeannie. ", "I'm at the age where I want two girls. ", "Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. ... ‘Comedy Gold Minds,’ featuring some of the top names in comedy, such as Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Burr, and more. Jerry creates a voice in response to his girlfriend's talking, George's father is given a phrase to say whenever his blood pressure rises to a certain level. Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist." A woman in a toilet stall refuses to give Elaine a piece of toilet paper. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted however his following ideas are not as good. George tells Susan the secret of the size of Jerry's jeans. I knew he wasn't a professional; the knife had butter on it. ", "During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he can't get rid of him. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain. Go for a general knowledge game or tap into your niche and find an event where you can really shine (hello, Seinfeld-themed trivia). ", "My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Yahoo Entertainment is your source for the latest TV, movies, music, and celebrity news, including interviews, trailers, photos, and first looks. Why, every time I shut the window, I hurt somebody's fingers. I jump off next Tuesday. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician, I would be honest. ", "You wanna have laughs? Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for AMCA featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine cannot communicate with a limo driver. ", "I went to see my doctor. Kramer tries to cash in on a bank's offer of a $100 if one of their tellers doesn't say hello. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. George becomes excited about a new apartment he is about to move into. Yeah, it was right after she took a good piece of his leg. Elaine tries to retrieve her medical records when she begins having problems with her doctor due to her attitude. RELATED: Forty 40th Birthday Party Ideas That Will Make You Downright Excited for the Big Four-Oh George parks his father's car in a handicap spot causing controversy when an angry mob destroys it. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. ", "My wife's a great driver; she once hit a deer. I saw a guy jogging naked. Susan thinks George is having an affair with Elaine. Jerry and Kramer go to the movies with a friend who makes bootleg tapes. Elaine holds a baby shower for a friend at Jerry's apartment. Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket. Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Kramer starts using butter as an aftershave. Jerry reunites with Dolores (aka Mulva) from. George tries to get a nickname but a co-worker gets the one he chose instead. In total, there are 180 episodes, including the pilot. ", "My wife had her driver's test the other day. Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and only Jerry may stand in the way. The 10th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. Her specialty is indigestion. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. Elaine tries to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy" for the Maestro that was damaged while they were in Tuscany. Kramer takes up hitting golf balls into the ocean. They belong to the last guy she hit. ", "My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine's new boyfriend which triggers her curiosity. ", "My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. I noticed my gums were shrinking. ", "I had plenty of pimples as a kid. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. Jerry goes out with Susan's best friend. She says she likes to watch herself laugh. An Russian writer tosses an Elaine's electronic organizer out of a limousine that hits a woman in the head and sends her to hospital. ", "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. Kramer's first name is revealed, Cosmo. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evolutions des sociétés ces dernières années Ci-dessous, l'évolution par an (depuis 2012) des créations et suppressions d'entreprises en France, par mois avec des courbes en moyenne mobile de 12 mois afin de voir l'évolution et les tendances, idem par semaine avec des moyennes mobiles sur 4 semaines. ", "Boy what a hotel that was. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with most of his work. ", "My cousin is gay; in school while other kids were dissecting frogs, he was opening flies. Susan has a doll that looks like George's mother. George creates a desk he can sleep in at work after having trouble sleeping. ", "…went to a bar for a few drinks. Jerry and Kramer attend the. Jerry isn't big on his dentist's joke on being Jewish. Jerry meets a woman at a party but only finds out where she works leading Jerry and George to "stake" her out at her building. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." She got 8 out of 10. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_episodes?oldid=26527. George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet. A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend. ", "I came from a real tough neighborhood. "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Amy Schumer takes a bow to soak up the sun on luxury yacht with Jerry Seinfeld in Ibiza. Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. Elaine doesn't want to go on a date with her boss, J. Peterman, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. George meets a woman at a refinishing store and passes off his parent's home as his. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with actress, Marisa Tomei. Jerry decides to go wallet-less. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room and Kramer challenges him to a game of billiards where the space is a bit tight. I feel like throwing up. Kramer thinks he has discovered a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man". Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer adopts a piece of a highway after he complains about a very large pothole. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book. Kramer warns George that his carpet cleaners are part of a religious cult. The filters on this page allow you to customize the content displayed and personalize your experience on the site. George strands Jerry and Elaine at a party, leaving them to wait for a very tardy Kramer. Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons. While George would rather forget of his fiancée Susan's tragic demise, Susan's parents want to keep her memory alive by creating a foundation. George refuses to tell his ATM code ("Bosco") to Susan. ", "When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, 'I'm very sorry. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to tennis. George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine. ", "Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. George double dips a chip at a funeral repast. George's friend Lloyd Braun has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one. Elaine sets Jerry up on a date with a woman who has "man hands". Jerry is conflicted about his relationship with an actress whom he finds beautiful but with whom he has nothing in common. Elaine holds a party for her co-workers where she loses respect when they see her dance. The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy". Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. ", "I bought a new Japanese car. Kramer continues to harass Jerry and George when they are trying to write a teleplay for their pilot. ", "I came from a real tough neighborhood. Kramer and Jerry try to see. Elaine prepares to fire a co-worker but instead promotes him when she approaches him. Tv-sendung Xconfessions Birthday-surprise Bid_160658842 | Finden Sie einfach die besten Sendungen im TV-Programm heute. Kramer makes plans for New Year's 2000 and wonders what the future may be like. ", "I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing. ", "My doctor told me to watch my drinking. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. Kramer hangs out at Jerry's more often than usual. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can figure out what the cream is used for. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. George's mother is hospitalized and Jerry's girlfriend Marla wants to have sex which he has to prevent. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate. Elaine realizes her boyfriend is actually Crazy Joe Davola. in Commerce, Accounting, and Finance, University of Mumbai. Jerry's parents stay with him while they wait to go to Paris. He said, 'On your mark... '", "What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself. Elaine discovers she has 57 messages on her answering machine when Kramer attempts to send her a fax. Kramer gets in trouble when he is mistaken for a serial killer. Jerry discovers they carry Penthouse in a dental office waiting room. ", "I got myself good this morning too. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. ", "I was such an ugly kid… when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi involving her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Elaine is set up on a blind date who has a hard time breaking up with people. The following is an episode list for the NBC sitcom, Seinfeld. Simran Khurana is the Editor-in-Chief for ReachIvy, and a teacher and freelance writer and editor, who uses quotations in her pedagogy. Kramer's new phone number is similar to a film information line. Kramer's getting ready to impress his girlfriend's parents. Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall. Answer: You. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment by her friend who is a physiotherapist. If you know someone who looks forward to that special, yearly, candle-holding delectable a little more than most people do, send them one of these funny birthday … Jerry makes an off-color remark at an aunt's dinner which subsequently leads to her death. Jerry gives his father a birthday gift which is an electric organizing system. Elaine then tries to fix the mess. It was in a zoo. ", "I know the best way to get girls. George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie". The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. George believes he drew Susan to become a lesbian. George prepares to give a speech on risk management. George wants to use Jerry's girlfriend to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. ", "I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. The following is an episode list for the NBC sitcom, Seinfeld. Elaine starts driving again and almost makes Jerry sick. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta. Do what I do. I remember pink flowers on your bedspread. Jerry's girlfriend uses a toothbrush that was once dropped in the toilet. Kramer and Newman plan to reverse the peepholes on their doors which gets Newman an eviction notice. Jerry's attempts to get Babu Bhatt from being deported turn out unsuccessful. George's girlfriend Deena thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown. The arrival of a new baby girl or boy is an inspiring moment that symbolizes existence itself and sets paths towards a … Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. George brags about a new key ring given to him by. Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message. Jerry agrees to visit a bubble boy on the way up to Susan's father's cabin but when Jerry gets lost with Elaine, George and Susan visit the bubble boy instead. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. ", "My cousin is gay; I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. George's obsession with Marisa Tomei makes Susan suspicious. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. Kramer encourages George's new girlfriend to get a rhinoplasty. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. George interviews students for the foundation's first academic scholarship. Jerry tries to break up with a dermatologist (, Kramer gets word that he can return to a bagel shop he worked at previously after a 12 year absence. George pretends to be a tourist in order to go out with a woman. Jerry and Elaine experience the differences of travelling in first class and coach. George quits his job after tiring of his demanding boss; he immediately regrets his decision and tries to get his job back, undertaking an act of revenge on his erstwhile employer. George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator" when he thinks that his girlfriend is "faking" it. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes "straight out of the dryer." Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. Elaine tells her friends she does not want a baby after her woman friends convince her to. He said, 'Because you came home early. A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by ". I got Windex. Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," and is banned for a year. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. Jerry sends Elaine to find out if his new girlfriend Sidra's breasts are natural or implants. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. Share the best GIFs now >>> Elaine dates an amnesiac. Kris, my memories go back to elementary school, Lakevale, and Bethany. Now I drink in front of a mirror. ", "I could tell that my parents hated me. That sweet treat decorated with candles and sometimes written birthday wishes is a delicious way to celebrate. ", "My wife has to be the worst cook. Thanks for the Updike excerpt - it’s magical! Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help at the New York Fire Department. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog. '", "I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. Kramer takes playing a game of. George and his girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. 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