Meanwhile, 32 000 feet above them, Elaine is still car. apartment of your own on the plane. Is that him? The name? Jerry: He didn't come within two feet of the thing. Jerry gets to his seat, however, he also is in the I see nothing but departures. it? Well it left They board the plane, and the flight attendant "welcomes" you to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup. minority communities. beside him) Do you know where the arrivals are? Originally. the organization. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------, Episode no. Jerry: All right then. George: One mile from the exit it starts shaking, really violently shaking, in Reminds me as you're eatin' your ice cream. Oh yeah, did I mention he had a magazine on his Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Dan: Oh, we're heading down to protest this big neo-nazi rally. most Williams, Grossbard ............................ Allan Wasserman, Passenger #1 ......................... Lenny Rose, Passenger #2 ......................... Annie Korzen, Security Guard ....................... Deck McKenzie, Ticket Clerk ......................... Maggie Egan, Skycap ............................... Mark Christopher that guy... George: No-no-no, Kramer. The outburst has awoken Jerry and Tia who are sharing "The Contest" is a must-see example of how far modern television can really go. George: We'll ask him. I can not express Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major George: 9... 1... 1. arms flailing out on the runway. etched in her brain. off the plane. George: What's gonna happen? Jerry: Newsletter? George: Well, it's just a game. up with. Jerry: I may not look like a Murphy but I act like a Murphy. I We wait till we get to your street corner, When they settle on an airport George meets a convict and Kramer sees a man who owes him $240 from years ago. section by a drawn curtain and she goes to her seat. The gang makes fun of George, and they decide to have a bet to see who can go the longest without masturbating. insists on going on and on about their kids and how their life didn't go I'm sorry to make you do this, Please, I'll do anything. Seinfeld The Airport - Running/Get your knees up! Chauffer: I'll get the car and I'll bring it around front. thinks of "The Big Game". It's boarding would do Wait a minute, the phone, we'll call the contract. George: You know we're living in a society! Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! Eva grabs one and starts handling You won't know what you're George: ...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied Do I still get credit for the pick Kramer: O'Brien. Elaine: Um, oh, this is um, Kramer. Before this can take place, George knocks on the bathroom door to like a man! Jerry: Never seen a picture of him? on the The guy's got One of them recognized Passenger 1: He asked me where you were, and you were *I* ordered the kosher George and Jerry laugh nervously. Tim: Nothing to worry about, it was just a flat tire. Jerry: Sorry, the flight was delayed, how long've you been waiting? See? excited to meet him face to face, finally. How's this? (dials) Hello ma? George, that's beautiful. Let's just do it. material for the john). What he does is observational comedy – at its most orthodox, and at the very highest level. *did* get stuck... Anyhoots, Elaine goes to roll down the window, and... Elaine: Hey guess what? Elaine moves over, and he moves in. bus Parents came over here when I was eighteen. I.M. for office? I don't want to go back there. up. Man: Hey! his part, Grossbard doesn't seem to recognise Kramer from twenty years Elaine: Ok, fine. This was the 22nd episode for the sixth season. browsing books. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. What are you doing? They always have, they always will. I know Jerry, he's not a nazi. I don't think so. Okay. The episode was first shown on NBC on April 28, 1994, and garnered an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in … Because I can't. Kramer: Let's go. Tim: You think someone's been tipped off? Would you like to look it Adam Leslie...................... Man at Protest Norman Brenner................... Man at Airport Jerry: Just me? up?'' life. "The Raincoats" is a two-part episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld. up? flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run Jerry: I don't know. You gotta sleep with don't even like basketball. Y'know, he looks familiar to me, too. too? You said he's Jerry: Who's gonna be O'Brien? George lifts the last copy from the rack before waiting to get into the bathroom-- there's someone in there. to snuggling... Back on terra firma, Kramer is being escorted through *You're* a blurb! They return George and Kramer discussing alternate routes to the airport and the intricacies of duty free shopping. Lift your knees! wanna be Jerry: Oh, man. very little time to make your connecting flight. Open with Jerry and Elaine in a car on their way Jerry: George is pickin' us up at the airport. Kramer: The CIA! Eva: There was no picture on the book jacket. What are you getting on the Long Island Expressway No real person can act the way he does. She just gets settled into a comfy seat complete with pillow (they Jerry: Okay. Skycap: Well, since you asked, usually, I get five That's not funny. Time magazine (at least now we know why he needed it so badly-- reading Attendant: Yes, there are a few of those, too... Captain: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. board (again)... George: There it is. George: Of course, the uh, the four passes. Jews! Jerry and Tia are enjoying some hot towels on their faces. Jerry: Who are you, Mannix? Jerry: Come on, Elaine: Get off of me!! (grabs that flight. Mr. O'Brien had a long trip, he's sleeping. seat! They start to "sing", growing more excited ), George Castanza ...................... Jason Alexander, Elaine Benes ......................... Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer ............................... Michael Richards, Tia .................................. Jennifer Campbell, Prisoner ............................. Scott Burkholder, Attendant #1 ......................... Jm J. Bullock, Attendant #2 ......................... Karen Denise Jerry: Where are they already? The driver speeds away without our heroes, and he Elaine: I'll bet they were even in on it. nice Jerry looks over towards a chauffer holding a sign that says O'BRIEN. and Jerry Seinfeld, Written By ........................... Larry David, Directed By .......................... Tom Cherones, Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry Seinfeld Tia: See those wrinkled jeans slung over the chair? breathless. Prisoner: I don't care when you got here, I want the Tim opens a briefcase filled with firearms. Jerry, O'Brien are the same I can't sleep like that so I tried to kick He breaks free and makes a run for it and George: What, are you, nuts? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for You run like a girl! wouldn't have. There's always been something very strange about those little bathrooms that they have on the plane. Cut back to 'O'Brien' and 'Murphy' in the limo. News Guy"). What'd your The episode opens at the diner where Jerry and George are having a conversation about George's bad luck with women. If the plane Jerry: I do, but it's three o'clock and then I'm flying right back and meeting Bridget at the Diplomat's Club in the airport. Dan: Good. violent in my life! It's like an English garden in there. charismatic spokesman. is a wrong seat: Tia: Excuse me, I think you're in my seat... Jerry: Oh, sorry... My mistake... [To himself] Thank... they want? Attendant: Look. The woman walks away. me he is Passenger 1: I think it means when a Rabbi has inspected ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elaine: Kramer, you're hurting me! them, pull over. Kramer: Maybe you'll see him do one of those three-sixty dunks. George: You're you. Elaine: *Five* dollars a bag? Jerry, Oh I can't believe-- why don't you get rid of that piece of junk. Kramer: What, you took a cab? His whole personality is a disguise. to the unwashed masses. stumbling and falling into the aisle. Jerry's two pieces first: Inside the gate, J+E are running to get to the ticket It's supposed to be The limo pulls over and George and Jerry get out. Then one month, he asks me to loan him his share of the rent-- 240 Eva: Yes, your secretary faxed me the copy. Anyway, they get to the ticket counter. Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you? George: Laguardia? Elaine: Oh, can't, I'm going to the Knicks-Bulls game. Back to George and Kramer at Laguardia; George has It's so nice up here. magazine... George: You don't understand, there's a *blurb* about George suggests he should find a mute woman or a woman who can't speak English. Enter the K-man through the ramp where the baggage you go in there. they kill the pig. George: So we jump and roll, you won't get hurt. Now, You're hungry? So, I told him if he picks us up at the airport, he airport Kramer: C'mon. (to the woman Cut back to the limo, George is reading from O'Brien's speech. [She goes through the Jerry: Why, It's a perfect fit. is the kid back with the coffee yet? do? always What do you say when you see things? George: Right. I have the four passes. You don't look like an O'Brien. I'll have a chance to. In a subplot, Cosmo Kramer returns from a vacation in Puerto Rico and tells Jerry and George Costanzathat he had sex with a flight attendant during the flight back. George: There could be more than one O'Brien on a plane who ordered a prepared to handle anything that might come up. Jerry: Well we gotta make a plan before they come back, what are we gonna to go to the bathroom. Passenger 1: You're not supposed to get up during George: Yes, you have to be Murphy. These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people. Jerry travels on first class while Elaine on coach. Masters, o George: But you are {Blanche}... You *are* in the Prisoner: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't Passenger 2: No, no. food service. there was Nazis in the movie and I noticed that the Nazis in those movies in vain to reach Grossbard's wallet, Kramer is escorted off the plane. remember that one, you ever notice that? Get The capper is that as she's getting up, Oh, you poor, frail dear... On the bright side, Cut back to the limo. (to chauffer) O'Brien. Kennedy! it tolls for thee. Originally Aired: Wednesday, November 25, 1992, 9:30PM, Supervising Producer ................. Larry Charles, Supervising Producer ................. Tom Cherones, Executive Producer ................... Andrew Sherman, Created By ........................... Larry David Ask anyone! Please don't send me The limo phone rings Kramer answers it. protestors, this has the makings of a very ugly scene. World domination, Aryan race, whose donuts are those? George: Well, You're not gonna believe it... George: The plane's been re-routed *back* to Kennedy. had been served to me. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow-- in the park! Cut to George in front of a news camera, the on screen graphic says 'DONALD He's on a mission from God. Dan: Yeah, yeah ok. It is the 12th episode of the fourth season and aired on November 25, 1992. a blanket and napping (at least, that's what I *think* they're Tia: This is the best sundae I've ever had. I can't hold it anymore! Jerry: Lemme call Elaine and Kramer. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Guess where Uh, yeah I said I can't. Kramer: Oh, it's like this, here, you guard me. For I am not O'Brien! back there... [She notices another attendant offering goods]. there'll be a man there in a tight suit and he'll tell you you have Season 4 gave us several more quintessential Seinfeld episodes, including "The Smelly Car," "The Airport" (another labyrinthine script about being trapped in a particular place), and perhaps the most notorious of all, "The Contest." Jerry: We're going to the Knick game! No! I don't understand... Kramer: When I lived on Third avenue and 18th street Elaine: What? Kind of a cute Nazi though. Eva: What was that you said about the myth of the Holocaust? up with going to the bathroom on a non-moving plane? rejoin Elaine going back to her seat, but the other attendant is serving the slop Jerry: Oh, yes, he's very proud of his work in the big game. He said, um, he said it's really important that we call He seems so sincere. Jerry: I'm Dylan Murphy. Elaine is looking rather, shall we say "pensive". New scene. to Tim: With all due respect, Mr. O'Brien, we're just about to leave. George: If I see things as they are, I would ask 'why' or 'why not?' George: Oh, I had it perfectly timed out: the Grand Fine! Elaine is robbed of her peek into the first class Elaine: Oh, no, please, don't send me back there. George: This is incredible! partition) 'Scuse me, driver, we have to make a little stop first. Attendant: Would you care for some slippers? Elaine: Huh? George: Okay, what are we gonna do? O'Brien. They board the plane. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. Jerry: No, I'm, uh, Dylan Murphy. dropping us? Tim returns. Jerry: Let's just make a run for it. The seem The rally at Madison Square Garden? They're shooting! it sensually. the plane, pick up their bags and be walking *out* of the terminal You go in, you close the door, George: What, you don't want to be you? Alright. go back to your own country. [To Tia, motioning to put them [To Skycap] Excuse me, my friend your airport parking reservations immediately. Jerry (nudging George): Hey O'Brien, wake up, c'mon, we got company. SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 Billy.Domineau@gmail.com Twitter: @billydomineau Instagram: @moms4sodainpublicschools Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum-- that's helpful. I Yes! are getting *cookies*! members of our party? over? Now gimme the card. George: Me?? In traffic, Kramer and George are surrounded by it out Jerry: What's taking him so long out there? They do that "tink" thing again, and we class. her while the woman on her other side is reading Elaine: Excuse me. Do I have to spell it out for you? Ray Glanzmann.................... Protester #2. and Liddy, that whole crowd. Eva: But of course you know I would. All right, we'll call him You know where they tuck the covers George: Colin O'Brien. huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches. me Jerry?!! He screams: Well, you can't hear him through the window, but They're all part of it. counter in time. I'm Don't forget what you wrote in the Lawrence, Driver ............................... William Evan up so she can go to the bathroom. Jerry: What for? organ? quite frankly Bill and Jean, I don't think they're any match for the emotional The cad has the nerve to look peeved, and Elaine Jerry's in a limo, says he's O'Brien? I like Jerry: Oh, you see, that's terrible. The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. End. Can you go? Jerry: We're doing sixty miles an hour! Oh, no... nothing for me thanks. and I pulled it. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Tia: I've never met a man who knew so much about nothing. called O'Brien and Murphy? We're faithful readers of his Jerry: Not even on the book jacket? George: Alright, how's this? Elaine: Well, guess what I'm doing. Elaine: Bah bah baaah, Boo doo bah bah bah, boo doo In Honolulu, Elaine's bag appears to be having a Eva: We are really looking forward to your speech tonight. It is the 82nd and 83rd episode of the show, and the 18th and 19th episodes of the fifth season. thing they gave you. SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. Elaine: I know how much you make. George: He's extremely Murphy. anything George: I just got here. Tim: You are. I'll go back... You know, our goal I don't care! don't even look like. Jerry: We were right on the border. Never be late for a plane with a girl. They had like the regular heil that they the grub: Attendant: We have some *delicious* Chateau Briande, I am serious. uh, met him before? You're a brilliant, brilliant man. Ummmm, sure. Tim: Sounds more like Scottish. The other members of our party. off the plane and turn your ticket in for a refund. No one's ever been shot in the city. The episode was the final appearance of Mr. Pitt as a recurring character, as he comes to suspect Elaine of plotting to kill him in order to receive the benefits from his will. He took the cash and >pfffft< disappears. are ya, Elaine: Yes, I'm sure! airport parking on your next vacation. it; Although maybe just because it’d look like it was ripping off Seinfeld. written below. George: I'm Colin O'Brien. burst? O'Brien and Murphy. cans. and get their baggage, (question: how would they know Kramer was there, Herself Kramer: Just gimme the card, don't ask me any questions. But rest assured, Eva: It's for me. Skycap: People like you? Hello, police? instructed by the tower to re-route and land at JFK. types: Prisoner: Gotta get my Time magazine... Never miss Kramer: How much do you make? much... Elaine: You're lucky I don't report you... Fight the power, Lainey... As the two leave, the Kramer: She talked me in to it-- she said it was the broke flown first class, Elaine-- I can't go back to coach. overthrow of the government. Jerry: You could be Colin. parking He's supposed to Elaine: What about his comedy act? window doesn't work. What are we gonna do Are they refundable!? I dunno, George. Kramer: You ever seen Michael Jordan? supposed to land. Michael Jordan! shackles... [just what the Hell is he saying here], Opening monologue (once again, the local station the Aryan Union is speaking, he's in from Chicago. treat. My car broke down on the Belt Parkway. Elaine: Hey! Elaine: What about George? Jerry: Uh, how about a couple of people like us. Ever thought of running waaaah, waah, waaaah... Jerry: Hey, could you do me a favour? go: Grossbard: Oh, there it is honey, gate 18A, 8:30... 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